The Media Would'nt Lie to Us AGAIN Would They?

    Much has been made about the introduction of electric vehicles.  And quite a bit lately about the electric semi trucks.  My two cents on this: Electric vehicles are coming, and there isn't anything anyone can do to stop it.  That being said, I want to draw your attention to a video that popped up on my feed recently:

The Tesla cheerleaders quickly posted this all over the internet with claims showing how the electric vehicle just "blows the doors off" of it's diesel competition going up a 6% grade on Donners Pass by passing trucks at 15 miles an hour faster than they are traveling.  Something about this video didn't sit right with me.  It took me a few days to chew it out, and I finally put my finger on it.  But first some backstory.

Everyone who has driven in the last few decades has been privy to this situation:

  Two or more semi trucks having a drag race on the interstate.  One doing 64.7 miles an hour and one doing 64.8 miles an hour.  Running down the interstate for miles blocking all the lanes while one idiot tries desperately to assert his diesel dominance. And the slow ass accelerating trucks merging onto the interstate at half the speed limit, nearly causing collisions.  My personal favorite is waiting at a stop light behind a semi, and it pulls away so damn slowly that you get stuck at the light for another cycle.  There is a reason for all of this.  

      About 1990, engineers figured out how to efficiently electronically control internal combustion engines.  (They started putting computers in your vehicles).  Diesel engines were also included in this change.  This allowed carriers, fleet owners, lease agents and insurance companies to govern and restrict the speed and power band of big trucks.  Which was something they promptly started doing.   There were, and are a lot of reasons given for this, most of them are complete bullshit, but some have a valid foundation.  The most obvious one is simply money.  By locking down the top speed and torque of a vehicle, it can dramatically improve its fuel economy.  In the case of semi trucks, fuel economy went from 2-3 miles a gallon, up to as much as 8-10 MPG.  And lets face it, in a day when fuel is four dollars a gallon, that kind of cost savings is astronomical. 

Keeping in mind that technology is forever moving forward, the power efficiency of diesel engines has made staggering improvements over the last couple decades.  So much so, that on average, just about every modern semi truck operating on the roads today is governed to operate at about 25% of its potential power band.   Imagine trying to drive around in your car with a brick stuck under your gas pedal.  This is so common, that in my 10 years of driving trucks, I can count on one hand the number of vehicles I've seen that were "ungoverned".  And in all honesty, they were so powerful, that a couple were genuinely frightening to drive. 

Now, lets revisit the video of the Tesla truck "blowing the doors off" the diesel trucks that are struggling to climb Donner Pass.  Once you understand the technology of it, you start to realize that you are watching a race where all of the competitors except one have one leg tied behind their back.  And to make it worse, by not clarifying the restrictions on the diesel vehicles, the media is essentially showing the entire race by shooting the competitors only from the waist up.

I will leave you with one final thought.  Science measures the amount of energy it takes to accomplish a given piece of work in joules:

 J = kg⋅m2⋅s−2

I will spare you the long version of this, but i can summarize it pretty simply:  If you don't change the method of doing the work, (if you are still hauling the load with a truck) the amount of energy it takes to accomplish the task does not change.  In other words, if takes 1000 joules worth of energy to move a loaded trailer up Donners Pass, it takes the diesel truck 1000 joules worth of energy and it also takes the electric vehicle 1000 joules worth of energy.   Just keep that in mind when people start going on about how efficient electric vehicles are.

The Silver Lining

 

     While the ministry of propaganda is constantly reminding us of what a total catastrophe this most recent hurricane is, allow me to take the unpopular stance and say it:  This may be one of the better things that has happened to the area in a long time.   In the present, it may be really difficult to see through the generator smoke and debris strewn roads to see it, but I have the luxury of experience in this kind of thing allows me to be able to make this call.

     As of 2020, the mean population of Punta Gorda was 20 thousand folk.  That's a pretty small town by any measure.  Yet, this entire last year, I was constantly finding myself sitting through three entire light cycles at traffic lights because the traffic has grown to the choking point here. This last couple of years, the community has been overrun with people looking to get away from the political dumpster fires that they created in whatever areas they came from, buy a house in Southwest Florida, and create a brand new dumpster fire here for us all to enjoy.  This trend has driven housing prices to record levels, making affordable homes for the working class nearly untouchable.  

Politics in California

    This non stop drive for new housing has pushed the developments further east.  If you have ever driven into Boca Raton, West Palm Beach, or Fort Lauderdale, you will understand the dire consequences of this.  Strip mall after strip mall greet you for 20 miles on the main highways before you even get to the city limits.  This is the future we are facing here. Unmitigated growth and unchecked expansion, unsupervised by county leaders who only care about lining their pockets, insures a miserable urban planning disaster in the future for the rest of us. 

Lehigh Acres (maybe)

      In an effort to keep up with the growth and demand, commercial traffic has exploded.  U.S. 17 has been a minefield of frustration attempting to deal with the non stop dump truck parade.  Every vehicle I own now had a damaged windshield because of these trucks.  They run drag races down 2 lane Bermont road and have managed to successfully kill about a dozen residents down that way in the last year alone.  Law enforcement turns a blind eye to it while County Commissioners hem and haw and eventually do nothing about it.   When I bought my house in Cleveland 10 years ago, it was a 9 minute drive to City Hall.  Today, it's a 29 minute drive. 

Traffic in Punta Gorda

     It's not all road traffic, but air traffic.  If you live anywhere on the east side of the Punta Gorda area, the constant parade of jet traffic flying in has created a whole new level of unabated noise pollution.  There is a constant tug of war in the residential communities here to force the jets to fly in and out from ANY other direction to try and get 25 minutes of the silence that we originally purchased with our properties.  Any don't even think about trying to get a flight into our out of the area if you live here.  All flights have been overbooked for several years.  Based on my own experience, there also appears to be a 2 screaming baby minimum requirement for each flight.  That way we all get to enjoy our 2 hellish hours together in a sardine can.

EVERY flight into Fort Myers

     The good news is that this all changes right now.  The endless parade of fish-belly white tourists in their Crocks and surfing shorts is going to abate for a while.  There won't be nearly as many people trying to flush out real estate to escape their snowy homelands.  And while this is bad for tourism dollars, it gives the area a chance to step back and assess how we can work in the future to more adequately accommodate the influx of tourism and carpetbaggers.   This will give communities in Lee and Collier counties the time to repair their dated infrastructure, and rebuild properly with the next hurricane in mind. 

I'm gonna miss you guys SO much!

     I am not going to lie to you.  It is not going to be a fast process.  Punta Gorda was not quite right for 3 or 4 years after Charley in 2004.   The quaint old charm that people fell in love with, in some cases is going to be gone forever.   We can rebuild, but we can't build new-old.  I'm also sure that in many cases, with the implementation of stricter building codes, some places that you may have loved will just be gone forever.   The good news is, that new, amazing, hurricane reinforced businesses and residences are going to appear.  Yes, they will be newer, but they will be stronger, and more capable of accommodating the influx of travelers to the area. 

Waves of Grain bakery lost in Charley

     This disaster is also going to cool down some of the outrageous real estate prices at least for a while.  Once the rebuilding and reconstruction gets into full swing in a year or two, the prices are going to drive back up.  This is going to be the litmus test of your elected officials to see how they handle the problems of affordable housing for the middle and working class.  Hint: Charlotte County did almost nothing for this, and we are now paying the price for it.  New businesses will spring up and replace many of the ones that were lost to the storm.  New restaurants and bars will eventually open their doors and bring with them all manner of exciting new fare. 

     In the end, if you stick it out, you are going to find yourself in a newer, cleaner, prettier and safer community.  It may be hard to envision it now, but this is how it has always played out after these events in Florida.  It is reasonable to assume that the Southwest Florida area will be no different.  We need to demand that our elected officials take into account the explosive growth that this event is eventually going to bring with it.  If we handle this correctly, and use it to prepare for the future, Hurricane Ian could end up being one of the best things that ever happened to this area.  

     

Hurricane Ian winners and losers

 

I've been making a list of some of the winners and losers of Hurricane Ian based on my personal experience and observation.  Opinions may differ, but honestly this isn't about your opinion, it's about mine.  Make your own list of ya don't like it:

Loser: Verizon. 

Verizon immediately got busy doing an assload of nothing.  No service for days, yet the only calls I was getting were about my cars warranty. I wish I was making this up.

Winner: TMobile. 

The day after the storm, we passed 3 semis loaded with TMobile generators.  This was verified with a contractor who told me that a week in, he was still servicing all the TMobile equipment, and crickets from the other carriers.

Loser:  Starlink. 

Numerous unaddressed reports of equipment failure after the storm. Paying customers without internet, meanwhile, Starlink donating hundreds of systems to "help patch network holes" obviously created by Verizon, for people who don't pay for it. Starlink had a golden opportunity here to shine as the company that made a terrible situation a little better. Instead they came through as the company that only cares about the perception of their image, and not an iota about their costumers.

Winner: FPL. 

Talk about having your shit together.  They anticipate having almost all power back on by the two week mark.  Amazing. I could go on and on about this, but one only needs to flip a light switch to understand. I'm never gonna bitch about my power bill again.

Loser: Allegiant/Sunseeker. 

The Sunseeker resort under construction at the base of the 41 bridge had 2 massive cranes collapse onto US41.  The wreckage blocked one of the two main arteries for relief support for days.  Once again, through a complete lack of foresight, Allegiant proves itself to be a terrible neighbor.

Winner: Wayne Sallade. 

The long retired EOC director from Charlotte County tirelessly disseminating information from his home in Colorado keeping thousands informed, because:

Loser: Charlotte County EOC. 

Is there even an information department? Who works there? What do they do all day? Why do they rely on retired employees to do their job? One has to actively seek out information to find what Charlotte County is trying to convey, and usually, you find it on Waynes page.

Winner: Governor Ron Desantis.

 Boots on the ground within hours.  Doing his job and getting shit done right now. He came in and cooked breakfast for law enforcement at the Awful House. He may be a butthole, but he's a butthole who went to work this morning.

Loser: President Joe Biden. 

Since Ian Joe Biden has managed to hand 600 million dollars to Ukraine---and not much else. Joe came in and cooked meth for Hunter. Shows up a week after the storm, "declares: "We aren't leaving." Hell man, you gotta show up before you can leave.

Winner: Home Depot. 

Open the day after the storm. Generators and propane at the ready.   Already had a game plan.  Already had hired security in place.  All ready to help.

Loser CenturyLink. 

If CenturyLink was a horse, you would have no choice but to put a bullet in it's head for being lame. 

Winner: Publix.

  Also open within 48 hours and a convoy of trucks headed south to restock provisions.  They even had PubSubs.  A welcome taste of normalcy in a hellscape of nightmares.

Loser: Unprepared Insurance Carriers

Insurance carriers who have so few adjusters that people have to sit on their debris pile for weeks waiting for these idiots to decide to show up.  There's zero excuse why insurance carriers don't have a plan in place for this.  You people are the devil.

Winner: WaWa.

Open, and pumping gas with 24 hours.  This was a company with a plan in place, and they executed it brilliantly.

Loser: Lookie loos.

Rubberneck asshats are making 10 minute tasks turn into hours long tasks. Do us all a favor and go back to pulling the wings off of flies for entertainment.

Winner: Amazon.

I ordered an electrical meter that I needed for repairs, I didn't expect to see it for weeks. It showed up within 48 hours. I hope Jeff Bezos is reading this, because your employees aren't paid nearly enough for what they do.

Loser: Lying contractors. 

If you can't come, don't tell me you will.  I have a mountain of shit to do, and wasting 5 hours waiting for another no show just makes me pray that you get butt cancer.

Winner: Volunteers. 

God bless the people from ALL 50 of the United States. who rushed in to help everyone without blinking.  The assistance y'all provided is immeasurable.

Loser: Social Media shadow bans. 

I'm looking at you Farcebook.  When people can finally get onto a social media platform and ask for assistance, and their request is throttled to the point where no one sees it, all because of their political beliefs... There's a special place in hell for Fascists like you. 

Winner: Swamp Coolers.

  If you don't have one, you won't understand.  But this bad boy saved our sanity.  Best frivolous purchase I've made this year.

Loser: The "I'm not evacuating" Crowd. 

Congratulations, now YOU are the problem.  Countless man hours spent rescuing the ignorant from their own homes that could be spent on actual recovery efforts.  Way to go Florida Man, you did it again.

Chicken Dinner: Selfless Neighbors. 

I've lost count of the super human deeds I've already seen with people helping their neighbors.  People sacrificing their own supplies, time, money and energy to help their more stricken friends. I'm looking at you Cleveland... Well most of ya.  Give yourselves a round of applause.